Rickey Smiley (retard stole my paper)
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Prank Calls Phonebullyz "He tried to fucK my Wife"
Prank Calls Phonebullyz "He tried to fucK my Wife"
Dem Hoodstarz (Feat. Big Rich) - If That Ain't Gangsta
Dem Hoodstarz (Feat. Big Rich) - If That Ain't Gangsta
Monday, November 24, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
crazy old woman vs telemarketer ( warning hilarious)
crazy old woman vs telemarketer ( warning hilarious)
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Saint Rows 2: Real GamePlay
Saints Row 2 Xbox 360 Gameplay - Five Star Rampage
Saints Row 2 Xbox 360 Gameplay - Custom Car
Saints Row 2 Xbox 360 Gameplay - Costume Customize
Saints Row 2 Xbox 360 Gameplay - Drug Trafficking
Saints Row 2 Xbox 360 Gameplay - Fight Club
Sounds Kits and Drums
It's Never To late To Learn Music Theory
Previous Subjects
Saint Rows 2 Hands On With G4
Saint Rows 2 Preview
Saint Rows 2 Gameplay And Gang Play Interview
Saint Rows 2 Gangs And Co-Op Trailers
Mike Jones Feat. Trey Songz & Twista - "Cuddy Buddy"
Mike Jones Feat. Trey Songz & Twista - "Cuddy Buddy"
Sounds Kits and Drums
It's Never To late To Learn Music Theory
Previous Subjects
Mista Fab Cannon Freestyle - Full
Diligentz - "Stroke Ya Body"
Afroman - "Because I Got High"
Cyrano of The Cataracs - "Brush 'Em Off"
Call of Duty: World at War - Co-Op Trailer N Demo
Call of Duty: World at War - Co-Op Demo
Call of Duty: World at War - Co-Op Trailer
Sounds Kits and Drums
It's Never To late To Learn Music Theory
Previous Subjects
Saint Rows 2 Gameplay And Gang Play Interview
The Turf Starz - Do it Like this
Saint Rows 2 Preview
Famous Stars and Straps - "Swear They Do"
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Flight of the Conchords Ep4 - "If You're Into It"
Flight of the Conchords Ep 4 If You're Into It
If you want me to
I could hang 'round with you
If I only knew
That's what you're into.
You and him
Him and you
If that's what
You're into
Him hanging 'round
Around you
You're hanging 'round
Yeah, you're there too.
And if you want me to
I will take off all my clothes for you
I will take off all my clothes for you
If that's what you're into
How 'bout him
In the nude?
If that's what
You're into.
In the nude in front of you
Is that what you'd wanna view?
If it's cool with you
I'll let you get naked too
It could be a dream come true
Providing that's what you are into
Is that what
You're into?
Him and you
In the nude?
That's what he's prepared to do
Is that the kind of thing you think you might be into?
And then maybe later
We get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry
You think that might be what you fancy?
In the buff
Being rude
Doing stuff
With the food
Getting lewd
With his food
We heard that's what you are into
Then on our next date
Well, you could bring your roommate
I don't know if Stu is keen to
But if you want we could double-team you
How about you
And two dudes?
Him, you and Stu
In the nude
Being lewd with two dudes with food
Well, that's if Stu's into it, too
All the things I'd do
The things I'd do for you
If I only knew
That's what you're into
Sounds Kits and Drums
It's Never To late To Learn Music Theory
Previous Subjects
The Pack - I'm Shinin
Naro - Bring Me Back
Jamie Foxx - Tennis Ball
John Legend Take It Slow Parody "Ordinary Negro"
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Brother Ali Freestyle Live On B96
Brother Ali Freestyle Live On B96
Sounds Kits and Drums
It's Never To late To Learn Music Theory
Previous Subjects
Dirt Nasty - "Cracker Ass Fantastic"
Always and forever (Cover)
Beeda Weeda - Da Thizzness
The Game - LAX
Friday, September 19, 2008
Three 6 Mafia - Ridin' Spinners
Three 6 Mafia - Ridin' Spinners (ft. Lil' Flip)
Sounds Kits and Drums
It's Never To late To Learn Music Theory
Previous Subjects
J-Stalin - "808"
The Pack - I'm Shinin
The Turf Starz - Do it Like this
TU TU FLY - "M.O.N.E.Y"
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Redhead Kingpin - " Do the Right Thing"
Redhead Kingpin & The FBI - "Do the Right Thing"
Sounds Kits and Drums
It's Never To late To Learn Music Theory
Previous Subjects
TU TU FLY - "M.O.N.E.Y"
Africano Dancing w/ Crew
Brian Mcknight - "Home"
EPMD - "You Gotz To Chill"
Saint Rows 2 Gameplay And Gang Play Interview
Saint Rows 2 Gameplay and Gang Play Interview
Gameplay Designer Interview
David Bowring gives us the scoop on what to expect from this highly anticipated game.
THQ: Gang Leader
Sounds Kits and Drums
It's Never To late To Learn Music Theory
Previous Subjects
Van Hunt - "Down Here in Hell" (With You)
Always and forever (Cover)
Pinoy Pop Superstar Daryl Ong sings Win of Brian McKnight
Naro - Bring Me Back
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Afroman - "Because I Got High"
Afroman - Because I Got High
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]
Sounds Kits and Drums
Previous Subjects
Trunk Boiz - SCRAPER BIKE
Husalah - "Murder On My Mind"
A.mo, Drama & Young Beast - "Everybody Go"
Mistah FAB & Johnny Cash & Jacka - "Hey Little Mama"
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Jon Lajoie - "Show Me Your Genitals"
Jon Lajoie - "Show Me Your Genitals"
Sounds Kits and Drums
Previous Subjects
Jamie Foxx - Mary, Mary
Jamie Foxx And His TennisBall
John Legend Take It Slow Parody "Ordinary Negro"
Dirt Nasty - "1980"
Saint Rows 2 Gangs And Co-Op Trailers
Saint Rows 2 Gangs And Co-Op Trailers
PS3,Xbox 360
Release Date: October 14, 2008
Uncle Gary Clips & Ronin Gang Trailer
Brotherhood Gang Trailer
Sons of Samedi Gang Trailer
Saints Row 2 Co-op Trailer
All Features Exclusive Interview With Lead Designer
Multiplayer Details About Co-Op With Designer James Tsai
Saints Row 2 brings true freedom to open-world gaming. Play who you want, how you want, and with whoever you want in this sequel to the much acclaimed and tremendously successful Saints Row.
Set years after the original, you find yourself in a Stilwater both familiar and strange. You are challenged with bringing the Saints back as the rightful kings of Stilwater and bringing vengeance to those who wronged you.
Limitless Customization -- Play as fully customisable characters that are male, female or something in between. Vehicles can be visually customised as well as performance tuned. Cribs and even gangs all have an amazing degree of detailed customisation options.
Seamless Co-op -- Full story campaign can be played co-op and features seamless integration with the singleplayer story.
Competitive Multiplayer -- Saints Row 2 multiplayer pushes the boundaries of immersion. Play in a living Stillwater environment fully populated with police, innocent bystanders and rival gangs.
Killer Combat -- Planes, helicopters, motorcycles, boats and cars can be piloted and used as weapons. On the ground new combat options include melee, fine aim, and human shield.
Freedom to Explore -- More missions, activities, diversions, races, weapons, vehicles, cribs, city districts, and interiors than ever before. There are over 40 story missions with additional bonus missions take place in a transformed Stilwater that is over 50% larger than before.
Sounds Kits and Drums
Previous Subjects
Saint Rows 2 Preview
Whopper Freakout GHETTO VRS.
Robin Thicke's Farted On You Parody Video
Passion - Sunday Morning(acoustic)
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Adam Tensta ft. Eboi - "Dopeboy"
Adam Tensta ft. Eboi - "Dopeboy"
Sounds Kits and Drums
Previous Subjects
The Pack - Vans
Turf Feinz "Dead Silence"
T-DOT "Who give a fuck"
Lil Wayne - Show Me What You Got Freestyle
Mista Fab Cannon Freestyle - Full
Mista Fab Cannon Freestyle - Full
THESTUDIORATS.COM - Mista F.A.B Freestyle Over Cannon Anthem (Full) from Decatur Dan on Vimeo.
[Source]
Huge List of Drums Kits and Sound Fonts
Previous Subjects
It's Never To late To Learn Music Theory
SuperHead Retires at 30
Hyphy At The Gas Station!
The Turf Starz - Do it Like this
Monday, September 8, 2008
Rock City On Rap City
Rock City On Rap City
Sounds Kits and Drums
Previous Subjects
E-40 - Wake It Up Ft. Akon
Saint Rows 2 Preview
Beeda Weeda - Da Thizzness
The Game - LAX
Friday, September 5, 2008
E-40 - Wake It Up Ft. Akon
E-40 - Wake It Up Ft. Akon
Konvict
Akon! and E-40... Yeah...
[Chorus - Akon]
I know you aint used to havin real niggas around like me around
I'm here to change to your whole life girl, so you don't deal with clowns
And treat you like a superstar that you are
Casue I'm a superstar too and I know exactly what I must do to make you...
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! See I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Don't It feel so good girl
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! See I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Don't It feel so good girl
[Verse One - E-40]
I keep it 100's, don't carry nothing but 100's
I'm trying to wake it up, I'm on your line like Vonage
I'm a real one, Ma!
Get rid of that clown, Get with a factor
Patna don't count, he a lame he don't matter
Shining like a big dipper, glowing like a star
Lookin up a paw, pullin up in my car
Walked right up to the front where the bosses park at
I got a cold mouth piece can talk a chick out her check
Security loves me, let me in with no sweat
I see asian persuasion, aaucasian, all kinds of chicks
Milk skin, chocolate boned, lambs and Haitians
Tryna take me something home and have some relation
[Chorus - Akon]
I know you aint used to havin real niggas around like me around
I'm here to change to your whole life girl, so you don't deal with clowns
And treat you like a superstar that you are
Casue I'm a superstar too and I know exactly what I must do to make you...
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! See I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Don't It feel so good girl
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! See I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Don't It feel so good girl
[Verse Two - E-40]
Good God Almighty! Look at that body
What you holdin? Girl you a banger!
You ain't off the back porch, you're off the HANGER!
You working with something, you gotta personal trainer?
Whole crew fine but you're one of a kind
You a ten piece, shawty you a dime
Back that thang up, baby press rewind
Imma Scorpio, Shawty what's your sign?
I'm just tryna know you, hold a conversation
Spoil you a lil', lightweight cupcakin'
Spend a lil gouda, get your hair done up
Imma show you how a tycoon wake that thang up
[Chorus - Akon]
I know you aint used to havin real niggas around like me around
I'm here to change to change your whole life girl, so you don't deal with clowns
And treat you like a superstar that you are
Casue I'm a superstar too and I know exactly what I must do to make you...
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! See I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Don't It feel so good girl
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! See I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Don't It feel so good girl
[Bridge - Akon]
Don't stop get it get it, Bout' to jump up all in it
Love the way you dro 3d6 p low and bend it
Girl you're killing me, wait a minute
Love the way you that shake it up
Too natural you to make it up
Won't be long till we wake it up
[Chorus - Akon]
I know you aint used to havin real niggas around like me around
I'm here to change to change your whole life girl, so you don't deal with clowns
And treat you like a superstar that you are
Casue I'm a superstar too and I know exactly what I must do to make you...
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! See I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Don't It feel so good girl
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! See I'm about to wake it up!
Feel! I'm about to wake it up!
Don't It feel so good girl
Monday, September 1, 2008
Ryan Leslie
Interview of Ryan Leslie in 1994 by KXTV. Stockton, Cali.
Anthony Ryan Leslie (born on September 25, 1978, in Atlanta, Georgia) is an American music producer and singer. Founder of the marketing and media company NextSelection, Leslie is best known for his production work with NextSelection/Bad Boy/Atlantic Records recording artist Cassie and her single "Me & U".
Ryan Leslie Makes "Addiction"
Early life
Ryan Leslie grew up all over the western United States moving frequently as his parents were ministers in The Salvation Army. While attending public school in Stockton, California at age 14 he found out his parents were moving once again. Rather than having to attend a fifth school, he decided to finish his junior year and then enroll in college. Leslie attended Harvard University in the fall of 1994 at 15 years old and graduated at the age of 19 with a degree in Government and Economics.He now lives in Harlem, New York.
Producer
Ryan Leslie's production style mainly utilizes real in-studio instruments while still achieving the same futuristic style of beat machines.
Leslie's production history spans several contemporary music genres, including hip hop, R&B, pop, gospel, and dancehall. Production credits include Beyoncé, Britney Spears, Cassie, JoJo, Nina Sky, Danity Kane, Loon, Diddy, Snoop Dogg, Donell Jones, Katharine McPhee, New Edition, One Chance, B5, Cheri Dennis, Latif, Megan Rochell and M. Pokora.
He is currently writing songs for singer/songwriter Usher.
Singer
Ryan Leslie signed a recording contract with Universal Records when he was an unknown artist looking for his big break. In 2005, he began recording his debut album entitled Just Right. He released two singles off the album, "The Way That U Move Girl" and "Used 2 Be" featuring rapper Fabolous but the songs did not chart. However, due to the singles performing poorly in the US, the album was shelved for the US market and released as a promo, and in Europe the album was released on November 1, 2005.
Leslie returned to the studio in 2007, to begin recording his sophomore album. He recorded the song "Diamond Girl" which will be released as his first mainstream single on May 2008. The video became available on April 16, 2008 on the Universal Music Group Youtube Channel. His self-titled debut album will be released in August 2008, the date has been shifted to create some buzz over his new single Addiction (featuring Cassie). In February 2008, G-Unit released the song "Bottom Girl" a remix of the original. In November 2007, he released a video for a song named "I-R-I-N-A". Whether the song will appear on the album cannot be confirmed.
YouTube Blogger
RyanLeslieTV is his official YouTube channel. His other channel, Ns4life, is a daily video journal about the NextSelection Lifestyle Group.
In October 2006, YouTube user boh3m3 posted a video questioning the legitimacy of Leslie's YouTube popularity. In the video, boh3m3 alleged Leslie had created fake YouTube accounts to inflate the number of people subscribed to his channel, RyanLeslieTV.
The ensuing controversy resulted in YouTube temporarily removing Leslie from their "Most Subscribed" rankings. Leslie later released a statement via YouTube's community news channels denying any wrongdoing.
After completing an investigation, YouTube fully reinstated Leslie's account. As of August 2008, Leslie ranks as the 33rd-most subscribed YouTube channel.
[Source of Ryan Leslie Bio]
Links
http://www.ns4life.com/
http://www.ryanleslie.com/
http://myspace.com/ryanleslie
http://youtube.com/ryanleslietv
"Cherry Chocolate Rain" Original Song by Tay Zonday
"Cherry Chocolate Rain" Original Song by Tay Zonday
Martin Luther - "Daily Bread"
Martin Luther's first video off of his sophomore album "Rebel Soul Music." The video stars the beautiful Nona Gaye and also has cameos from The Roots, Saul Williams, Wood Harris, and Cody ChesnuTT.
A Tribe Called Quest - "Scenario" ft.Leaders of the New School
A Tribe Called Quest - Scenario ft.Leaders of the New School
Take 6, Brian McKnight, Patti Austin - "Moody's Mood For Love"
Take 6, Brian McKnight, Patti Austin - "Moody's Mood For Love"
Turf dance to cupcake no fillin
B Janky, Luv Doc, Artis, NB, and Filthy Fam of the Trunk Boiz all turf dance in the back of JT the Bigga Figga's house. Music is Cupcake No Fillin.
Famous Stars and Straps - "Swear They Do"
Famous Stars and Straps Anthem video, Featuring Lil B from The Pack, Eddie Rap Life, Philosopher and Terry Kennedy. Produced by Travis Barker.
Cyrano of The Cataracs - "Brush 'Em Off"
The Official Music Video For Brush 'Em Off by Cyrano of The Cataracs Directed By Colin Tilley
Trunk Boiz - "CUPCAKE NO FILLIN"
Trunk Boiz - "CUPCAKE NO FILLIN"
Music video for "Cupcake No Fillin" by the Trunk Boiz. Starring Filthy Fam, Platinum, and NB. Video edited by Spencer Fortin & ALB Productions. Directed by Tintedwindows, the Trunk Boiz manager. Special guest appearances by JT the Bigga Figga and Tintedwindows.
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Brian Mcknight - "Home"
Brian Mcknight - "Home"
Thinking back when we first met
I remember what you said
You said you'd never leave me
I let go of your hand
Built my castle in the sand
But now I'm reachin' out again
And I'm not letting go
Till you
Hold me
Mold me
Sometimes I feel so all alone
See, I gotta find my way back home
So why don't you
Shape me
make me
Wash me whiter than the snow
I gotta find my way
Back home
Master upon my knees i pray
I just want to be the clay
Put your arms around me
Place my life in your hands
Lord, I know I'm just a man
I know you understand
This time I'm not letting go
Till you
Anoint me
Appoint me
Sometimes I feel so alone
See, I gotta find my way back home
So why don't you
Chastise me
Baptize me
Wash me whiter than the snow
I gotta find my way
'Cause I'm lost and alone
I've been wandering
Long enough to know
Humbly I search for you
And I'm not gonna rest
Till you
Choose me
Use me
Sometimes I feel so alone
I'm on my way back home
So why don't you
Direct me
Bless me
Wash me whiter then the snow
I'm on my way
Back home
They Buckin mane
They Buckin mane
Some more Memphis cats bumpin... Lil Daniel, G-Nerd, Rico, Lil Black.
TRACKS:
Eightball & MJG - "Listen to the Lyrics"
Three 6 Mafia - "Mafia Niggaz"
Mr. Sche - "Lowlife or None 2"
Block Burnaz - "Work Hard, Play Hard"
Project Pat - "Fight"
Mike Shelton - Get Crunk 4 My Savior
Pinoy Pop Superstar Daryl Ong sings Win of Brian Mcknight
Pinoy Pop Superstar Daryl Ong sings Win of Brian Mcknight
Shady Nate - No Dayz Off FT. J JONAH
Shady Nate - No Dayz Off FT. J JONAH
LIVEWIRE RECORDS AND WEST OAKLAND PRESENT: SHADY NATE - NO DAYZ OFF FT. J JONAH
DIRECTED BY COLIN TILLEY
colintilley.com
"this whole video was filmed on the streets of West Oakland, showing the life of Shady Nate....His First Album is coming soon and full of bangers!" - CT
U-N-I "K.R.E.A.M."
U-N-I's video for their new single K.R.E.A.M., Kicks Rule Everything Around Me, off the "Fried Chicken & Watermelon album.
Dirt Nasty - "1980"
Dirt Nasty - "1980"
Directed by Nicholaus Goossen. Featuring Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, Cisco Adler, Shwayze, DJ AM, Evidence, and ALF.
Jack Nicholson:
*What Happened to your queer party frends?*
Dirt Nasty:
I got a gold chain,
I’m on cocaine,
I’m like ‘yo, man(e)’,
What, what, what, what?
I rolled in, straight from Oakland,
Holdin’ my dick like a U.S. Open
Trophy.
What up to *hyphie*,
Ya’ll don’t know me, Dirt Nasty.
Ass cheeks, spread wide,
G-String, to the side.
One drink, Courvoisier,
Two drink, vodka Straight,
Three drink, I’m in the sink,
Throwin’ up on my brand new mink
Coat.
And I’m doin' coke,
Y'all can’t hold my donkey rope. (nope)
Call the pope, pray for me,
Gold Rolls Royce for your lady. (ding!)
I lived through the 80’s,
And shit was crazy.
Everybody wanna know my name,
Bring the pain and pop the champagne,
Every girl wanna hold my chain,
When I fuck their brains out on the Mustang.
I got a gold chain,
(Like it was 1980)
I’m on cocaine,
(Like it was 1980)
I’m like ‘yo, man(e)’,
(Like it was 1980)
It sure does seem that way to me,
And tell your girl to stop pagin’ me,
(What, what, what, what?)
I rolled in, stoned as hell,
White lines, gold gazelles.
Hotel on sunset,
Young hoes get undressed, (you bet)
Done dick ain’t done yet,
Inset the clip, and get the gun wet, (chick, chick)
Nuff’ said, I’m radical,
T-shirt say party animal, (Rawr!)
I ain’t no amateur,
This ain’t no Hands Across America,
I shine like Morrissey on Hennessy on Christmas Eve (Nope)
Naw, more like Morris Day, on hella yay, dressin gay (Ding!)
I lived through the 80’s,
And shit was crazy,
Everybody wanna know my name,
Bring the pain and pop the champagne,
Every girl wanna hold my chain,
When I fuck their brains out on the mustang,
I got a gold chain,
(Like it was1980)
I’m on cocaine,
(Like it was 1980)
I’m like ‘yo, man(e)’,
(Like it was 1980),
It sure does seem that way to me,
And tell your girl to stop pagin’ me,
What, what, what, what?
(What happened to your queer party friends?)
I got a gold chain,
I’m on cocaine,
I’m like yo man(e)’,
What, what, what, what, what…
(I got a, I got a, I got a, got a, got a)
Gold chain,
(Like it was 1980)
I’m on cocaine,
(Like it was 1980)
I’m like ‘yo, man(e)’,
(Like it was 1980),
It sure does seem that way to me,
And tell your girl to stop pagin’ me
What, what, what, what?
Gold chain
(Like it was 1980)
I’m on gold chain
(Like it was 1980)
I’m on gold chain
(Like it was 1980)
(I’m On)
It sure does seem that way to me,
And tell your girl to stop pagin’ me.
Dirt Nasty And Andre Legacy Interview
Dirt Nasty And Andre Legacy Interview
Two thirds of the Dyslexic Speedreaders, Dirt Nasty and Andre Legacy bring that raw, un-cut, Hollywood glam rap.
Dirt Nasty - "Cracker Ass Fantastic"
Dirt Nasty - "Cracker Ass Fantastic"
Directed by Nicholaus Goossen for Shoot To Kill Music. Featuring Chrissy Hilton, Danny Trejo, Block, and Beardo.
I fell in love with a gangsta bitch
A chola chick that’ll shank yo dick
Bitch from the other sida town
I live in the hills, she’s from South Central
And she got a tattoo on her neck, of lady Guadalupe holdin her tits
I met her up at the Del Taco
I said’you hella fine’
She said ‘You el Guapo’
She was like ‘I don’t date crackers or actors’
Matter of fact: I’m a rapper
I thought she’d never get with me
Then she saw me on cribs rappin with Mickey
I put a hickey on her titties
Now her cousin Smokey wants to kill me
At the barbeque I stood out
I was the only woodpecker in the mother fuckin crowd
Cracker ass fantastic, That’s me
Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty
Cracker ass fantastic, that’s me
Cracker ass fantastic
Word hit the street
So I slap boxed her cousin
At the Jack in the Box by the Inglewood Forum
Straight got my ass beat
But I still hit them ass cheeks, uh
She taught me how to load the glock
And she taught me how to fold my socks
So I taught her how to hold my cock
And I told her, you could quit your job at Ross, baby
Kuz now you with the #1 gringo
No more Doritos or frozen burritos
Have you ever been to Fred Segel’s?
$30 salad with a bottle of vino
You could play with my dick under the table
I got the tip covered… Thank you
Dirt Nasty’s El Fuego
That means I’m on fire baby
Like Wako
Cracker ass fantastic, That’s me
Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty
Cracker ass fantastic, that’s me
Cracker ass fantastic
Word hit the street
I think I hear wedding bells,
And I don’t give a fuck that a fish taco smells
She stole a Chavelle
That’s what she told me when she wrote me from jail
She Oakland as hell
Raiders hat to the back
Gold Gazelles
Centerfold, Lowrider mag
Other crackers jack it to picture of her ass
She thinks I’m a asshole
Kuz I can’t eat her out without using Tabasco
Mommy looked saucy in a poncho
When she dumped my ass at the Pomona car show
Cracker ass fantastic, That’s me
Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty
Cracker ass fantastic, that’s me
Cracker ass fantastic
Word hit the street
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Jamie Foxx - Mary, Mary
Jamie Foxx - Mary, Mary
Mary, Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow
Girl I betcha, I could wetcha really nice and slow
One day Mary she got tired, and left me on my own
I wonder if Mary knows, that I'm all alone
I started goin out my mind, each and every day girl
I'm tryin to fight this lonliness, in a different way
Cause deep within my heart was empty, and without a plea
I looked up and saw Marys face, comin to rescue me
Now Marys mine, and I love her all the time
I'm thinkin of her, one of a kind
You'l discover, devine there is none other
Marys mine, drives me crazy
Cause she's my baby
Mary, Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow
Mary and Jamie in a tree, K I S S I N G
First came love, then came marriage
Mary where our baby, cause your baby
Jamie Junior was his name, I wanna be like his old man
That was his claim to fame, ohhh baby my love
My love Mary, Mary quite contrary...
How does your garden grow?
Brian McKnight - Never Felt This Way (Cover)
Brian McKnight - Never Felt This Way
There will never come a day
Youd ever hear me say
That I want and need to be without you
I want to give my all
Baby just hold me, simply control me
Cause your arms, they keep away the lonelies
When I look into your eyes
Then I realize
That all I need is you in my life
All I need is you in my life
Chorus:
Cause Ive never felt this way about lovin
Never felt so good
Never felt this way about lovin
It feels so good
How it takes my breath
Starts a burning in my chest
Make me weak, when I think about you
Makes me want to give my all
Life wouldnt mean a thing
Not a happy song to sing
Just emptiness if I had to live without you
When I look into your eyes
Then I realize
That all I need is you in my life
All I need is you in my life
Chorus
Piano solo
Chorus 2x
Van Hunt - "Down Here in Hell" (With You)
Van Hunt - "Down Here in Hell" (With You)
(Verse 1)
I really love it when/
love it when we make mistakes/
because once again/
it gives me a reason to complain/
I love the battle lines/
battle lines we draw and cross in the mud/
oh, I love it when we fight/
standing on the verge of breaking up or makin love
(Bridge 2)
What would I do if we were perfect/
Where would I go for disappointment/
Love without pain would leave me wondering why I stay/
(Hook)
I think of savin
but with nothing to complain about in heaven/what would I do/
I think of savin
but I wouldn
(Verse 2)
Meant to carve it right
It don't have to last forever
I know we shouldn't fly so high
But the closer to the sun we go/the better
I wanna make you feel the fire/
wanna burn you with my bad days/
oh, wanna be unsatisfied/
so you can fell the heat coming from me baby
(Bridge 2)
What would I do if we were perfect/
Where would I go for disappointment/
words witout hate would leave me nothin
(Hook)(2x)
(down in hell)(repeat until fade out)
Jamie Foxx Unpredictable Parody "You Picked Your Nose"
Jamie Foxx Unpredictable Parody "You Picked Your Nose"
Passion - Sunday Morning(acoustic)
Passion singing "Sunday Morning" by Maroon 5
Sunday morning rain is falling
Steal some covers share some skin
Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable
You twist to fit the mold that I am in
But things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do
And I would gladly hit the road get up and go if I knew
That someday it would bring me back to you
That someday it would bring me back to you
That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on sunday morning
And I never want to leave
Fingers trace your every outline
Paint a picture with my hands
Back and forth we sway like branches in a storm
Change the weather still together when it ends
That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on sunday morning
And I never want to leave
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